#review #Rotten #Tomatoes #Garfield #Movie Overall, one of the greatest Coen BrotherвЂ™s films to date. ThatвЂ™s actually a lie, some CGI was used to edit out the baby boy balls that Stephen Tobolowsky had in his mouth during the filming. Not many people know this, but no CGI was used on this film. We of course have to applaud the people that worked behind the scenes on the film, and no-one deserves more praise than Andrew Garfield for doing all the motion capture for Garfield. This was done of course because Bill Murray is known as a character actor, and GarfieldвЂ™s defining traits were getting murdered by Charles J. Who the fuck wrote this shit, Lester Green? Bill Murray gives one of his best voice performances of his life, by evoking a true sense that he is standing on the chair with the noose around his neck the entire film. The crux of this filmвЂ™s plot is based around the fact that Odie, enters a talent show for dogs, stands on his hind legs for 30 seconds, which impresses Stephen Tobolowsky so much that he plans to kidnap Odie and give him the nurse Ratched treatment until he licks the peanut butter off his balls. A far more advanced alien race had to have gifted this script to the ancient Egyptians, and hundreds of years later, Hollywood executives got their hands on this interdimensional relic. The plot is so airtight we donвЂ™t believe humans wrote it. You may know Nick from other films such as PixarвЂ™s Ratatouille, Stuart Little and Jon CarpenterвЂ™s The Thing. We were so pleased when we saw ex-husband of Mariah Carey, Nick Canon, the rat bastard, playing himself in this film. The rage that he fills us with while watching his performance, is enough to make us get up out of our seat, run into the street and strangle the first Indonesian twink we see. The pure villainy on display from the homosexual, animal abusing, flamboyant fuck Stephen Tobolowsky cannot be understated. ItвЂ™s not only the comedy of the decade though, cause we also wept at moments throughout this film. DonвЂ™t worry we stole his heroine and put it to good use.

I havenвЂ™t seen a ginger pussy this funny since Carrot Top came to my home town for a live stand-up show, and me and my friends beat the fuck out of him when he went backstage to shoot up on some heroine.

Stuart little copypasta